Bad Pancreas

Written by Haidee on October 13, 2012 — 10 Comments

Another new character to let loose, since little good is done keeping him to myself.

Meet Bad(ass) Pancreas, the unwanted, uninvited guest that sucks your energy and leaves destruction in his path. Demanding of attention, chronically critical and hopelessly impatient. You bend over backwards to make him happy – to keep him quiet – but it’s never enough. A crude character with a feral tongue and a fondness for cigarettes and booze. Like the honey badger, he don’t give a shit.

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10 Comments to “Bad Pancreas”

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  1. Chelle's Gravatar Chelle
    October 13, 2012 at 8:08 pm | Permalink

    I hate you, Bad Pancreas!!!!

  2. Haidee's Gravatar Haidee
    October 13, 2012 at 8:10 pm | Permalink

    That’s right, Michelle!!!!! (But I love you for leaving a comment.)

  3. Gina Boyle's Gravatar Gina Boyle
    October 13, 2012 at 8:10 pm | Permalink

    I totally understand.

  4. Gregory's Gravatar Gregory
    October 13, 2012 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    I don’t know where this stuff comes from, but it’s very good! I like that the Bad Pancreas smokes. I used to smoke, and so know how bad that is. I wonder too if there is a Good Pancreas out there, and would the two of them sit on your shoulders and argue over your desire to eat not just a slice of, but an entire cheesecake. Or something.

  5. Haidee's Gravatar Haidee
    October 13, 2012 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    You may have something there, Greg. I did one with an angel-devil combo but they weren’t pancreases. Thanks for transferring your post over here from FB, too, btw. xxoo

  6. Elizabeth's Gravatar Elizabeth
    October 14, 2012 at 12:30 am | Permalink

    Haidee – these made my morning! You are so talented I think the New Yorker is missing out!
    x E

  7. Haidee's Gravatar Haidee
    October 14, 2012 at 12:34 am | Permalink

    Awww, you are so sweet. I think we should make a point of meeting next time you’re in this neck-of-the-woods (read country). Xxo H

  8. Jeanne's Gravatar Jeanne
    October 14, 2012 at 11:09 pm | Permalink

    That bad (ass) pancreas is a real jack-wagon. I hope one day he gets his comeuppance!
    Your cartoons rock

  9. Sean's Gravatar Sean
    October 14, 2012 at 11:35 pm | Permalink

    I love ‘em all, especially the Who’s your Daddy? Well done!

  10. mark's Gravatar mark
    October 25, 2012 at 12:49 am | Permalink

    When free will moves out we know who daddy is. Brilliant.

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In case you haven’t heard, diabetes isn’t just a disease, it’s a lifestyle. I’ve been living it long enough to know it sucks... I’ve put my complaints to paper, although I can’t quite remember why I started. Maybe I thought my dark sense of humor would pay off someday, somehow? So, thanks for helping me out: if you’ve got a few minutes, grab a seat and let me enlighten you.





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